English is funny
Why do we say “double U” when it clearly looks like a “double V”?
Published on April 17, 2026
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English is a wonderful language, full of quirks that defy logic. For example, why does "colonel" sound like "kernel"? And what’s the deal with "knight" starting with a silent "k"? English has picked up all sorts of odd habits over the centuries. Did you know about these 12?
Colonel
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Let’s get this one off the table first. The word "colonel" comes from the Italian colonnello, but the French changed it to coronel, adding an "r" sound. English later adopted the French pronunciation but kept the Italian spelling.
That’s why we say "kernel" but write "colonel": it is a mix of Italian spelling and French pronunciation.
Knight
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The word "knight" once had a pronounced "k," but over time, English dropped the sound while keeping the old spelling.
This mismatch is common in English, where pronunciation changes but spelling stays the same. "Knight" and "night" are homophones: they sound alike but mean different things.
Dust
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In English, "dust" can mean opposite things depending on context. You can dust a shelf to remove dust or dust a cake to add sugar.
It’s a quirky example of a contronym: a word with two opposite meanings. Context is everything!
Queueing
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The only English word with five (yes, five) consecutive vowels is used to describe a not-so-cherished activity: "queueing". Of those five vowels, the pronunciation of the word only uses three.
W
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The letter "W" is pronounced "double U", even though it clearly resembles a double "V".
Zoe and Joe
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If you take notice, the names "Zoey" and "Zoe" are pronounced in the same way. But "Joey" and "Joe" are not.
You
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Even though the plural of "I" is "we", and the plural for "he/she" is "they", there is no plural for "you".
Ghoti
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The word "ghoti" is a playful take on how weird English spelling can be. Though it looks odd, some argue it could be pronounced "fish."
Here’s how: "gh" as in tough gives the "f," "o" as in women gives the "i," and "ti" as in nation gives the "sh." It’s not a real word, but it highlights just how inconsistent English pronunciation can be.
Women
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Granted, some letters are pronounced differently from their spelling. But few are so different as the plural word for "woman". The "o" sound is replaced by an "i" when pronouncing "women".
Oversight
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The word "oversight" is a great example of a contronym: a word that means two opposite things, depending on the context it is used in.
For example, it can be used positively if we say that "the project is under careful oversight". But, it can be used negatively if we say that "the oversight cost us dearly".